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PostSubject: Quotable Quotes   Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:27 pm

Hmm...favorite quotes, anyone?

Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus! You're just in time...just in time to be trapped!

Doofenshmirtz: A banjo-playing platypus? ... Perry the banjo-playing platypus!!

Monogram: It's date night tonight with the wife, and if I don't find something special to do, I'm royally in the doghouse.
Carl: (Makes Cat noise and whip sound)
Monogram: Carl!!

Doofenshmirtz: The sea hag!
Candace: The pharmacist!

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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:37 pm

Some of mine :

Lawrence: We may be on this island for a while.
Candace: A while?! You mean we're stranded!? That means we won't get to Jeremy's party before the sun sets! We'll be stuck here forever, eating rocks and bugs, then I'll have to marry a monkey and have monkey-kids and name them Xavier and Amanda! sobs
Lawrence: And we'll love them anyway.

Irving: Hey, can I say the Perry thing?
Phineas: What?
Irving: You know, when you say, 'Where's Perry?'
Phineas: ...Okay?
Irving: Where's Perry? Wait! Wait! I can do better! Where's Perry? Where is Perry? Wherefore art thou Perry? I wonder where that Perry went. Ooh! Where is that platypus? Where's the P-man at?

Double-0 0: No files, no location, what kind of mission is this?
Major Monogram: It was good enough for the mammal

Phineas: Ferb speaks Martian!
Candace: Tell them I want to walk alone.
Ferb: Meht tuohtiw ton tub enif yas yeht.
Martians: speak in the Martian language
Ferb: They say fine, but not without them.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: But before they locked him away, Kevin asked a favor of me: To prevent them from discovering his hidden layer and all its secrets, would I please set fire to the sun! I was like, dude you really got to let that one go, its a ball of fire, it makes no sense.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:41 pm

Speaking of Lawrence, this is my favorite thing I've heard him say ever. It's just how he says it:

Lawrence: It's my movie watching hat!

And more:

Norm: Don't forget, Friday is cake day!

Norm: My name is Norm!

Doofenshmirtz: ...Assisted by Norm.
Norm: I'm drilling!

Phineas:...It's a half man, half bull...it's a minatour!
Norm: My name is Norm!
Phineas: It's Norm the minatour!

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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:52 pm

Yeah, Lawrence is funny.

Phineas: Candace, we don't do this to compete. We do it for fun.
Ferb: And for the ladies. Rrrow!


Man 1: Lets be unsafe!
Man 2: I'm gonna run with scissors.
Woman: I brought some glass to the beach

Candace: I am not using the banana this time!
Phineas: You guys heard that, right, it wasn't just me?

Major Monogram: Magical elves have caused Dr. Doofenshmirtzto vanish to the land of angry corn people.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:56 pm

Haha! I love the banana quote!

Ferb:
Well, we were all watching it. And quantom theory states that the mere observation of an experiment can change the outcome.
Candace: ...Now you tell me.

Ferb: Ah, the public is fickle.

Ferb: I'll never understand fashion.

Doofenshmirtz: You're P, and he's OO, so together, that makes--
Agent: No, that's not how you say it!
Doof: I was just going to say Oop. Looks like I struck a nerve there!

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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:09 pm

I was totally expecting soemthing else from Dr. Doofenshmirtz there, but he used the opposite. That made me laugh.

Factory Manager: Aren't you a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?
Phineas: Yes, yes I am.
Factory Manager: ...Well, I must say I'm very impressed. The forms all seem to be in order, although I've never seen them filled out in crayon before. So, if there's anything I can get you, anything at all... let me know.
Phineas: Do you think we can borrow one of those gadgets?

Candace: What are you doing?!
Phineas: Uh, I'm cueing you.

Ferb: You know, mummies had their brains pulled out through their nose.
Candace: The lucky ones.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Note to self, my evil deed for tomorrow, fire the maid

Venessa: You put a self-destruct button in a death chamber? I'm so out of here. This is the worst "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day" ever.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: It's not the worse date I ever had. There was the one that kept stabbing me with the fork.


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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:15 pm

Doofenshmirtz: I am a superstar! oh, oh, no no! (Falls into toliet) It won't stop flushing!!

Doofenshmirtz: Always look in the box.

Doofenshmirtz: Well...looks like I'm stuck down here. I know! I'll get out the same way Perry the Platypus did! (Goes to bathroom and attempts to flush himself down the toliet) Oh, that didn't work at all!! Now I really got to do the laundry!

Doof has some issues with getting himself in toliets, lol.

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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:27 pm

Candace: Why do my nostrils whisper to me?

Candace: Now you understand my pain, want some pie?

Candace: Et tu Grandpa?
Clyde: Oh, I just had one. Theres more if you want

Candace: Today is a pivotal moment in my life. You see, Jeremy's band is gonna play at the festival. Jeremy's gonna see me in the crowd, not just because I have front row seats, but because I'm gonna be cheering harder than anyone else! Like this: 'Whoo! Yeah! Whaa! Baby, Oh,yeah, Sing it!' Then we're gonna date through high school and college, marry and have two kids - Xavier and Amanda. So don't you dare try to ruin it with one of your little project thingies!

Candace: Face it! You can't do anything unless you're trying to bust them for doing something! And if they're doing nothing then... who... is... Candace?
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:30 pm

The nostrils thing...oh my, that was one of the funniest things I have ever seen on the show!

Talking Zebra: Love the beard, Kevin.

Phineas: You'll see!
Baljeet: Not through the shame curtains, I won't.

Candace: Oh my gosh...the square root of soon... is never.

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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:37 pm

I love that one. Me and my friends say it all the time (the square root of soon.. is never).

Phineas: This'll be fantastic - think of all the practical applications a caveman can have in the modern world! (silent moment) Actually, you know, besides politics I can't think of anything.


Stacy: What's this? Dancing weasels?
*Candace flips it over*
Stacy: Oh, busted. You want me to bust your brothers. You know you really gotta work on your penmanship.
*Stacy runs out to show Phineas*
Phineas: Hmm... weasels... I think she means it.
Stacy: I knew they were weasels!

Phineas:
We're gonna put on a laser light show! And, as a grand finale we're going to laser our faces into the comet! That way, when it comes back in 73 and a half years, we can all show our grandchildren! Oh yeah, my parents are cooking steaks for everyone.
Isabella: You had me at "our grandchildren."
Phineas: What?
Isabella: Steaks! You had me at "steaks".
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:15 pm

From Run Away, Runway:


Candace: Gaston said I will always be his cou de crayon.
Ferb: You do realize that's French for 'pencil neck'?

Delivery guy: Package for Gaston Le Mode!
Gaston: Is it a poster of Jerry Lewis?!
Delivery guy: I wish.

From Jerk De Soleil:

Phineas
: How did he do that?!
Ferb: Perhaps Buford truly is amazing.


From Toy to the World:

Phineas: Who the heck are you guys?
The Ba-dink-a-dinks: We are the Ba-dink-a-dinks!
A Ba-dink-a-dink: You set us free when you remodeled the factory. We'd been trapped in
there for years, making foam peanuts and snipping the tabs off of
plastic.
The Ba-dink-a-dinks: We will now lay waste to the surface dwellers!
Phineas: ...Okay, then. Carry on.


Store Manager: You look like number one!
Candace: I feel like number two.


From Flop Starz:

Linda:
Well, a musical act goes to the top of the chart with a catchy tune and
meaningless lyrics. Then they throw a big diva tantrum, lose their
label, then face obscurity. Before they know it, their song is...
elevator music. Years later, they have a reunion concert, and after
that, they never sing again, and no one remembers them. Not that I
would know anything about that.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:22 pm

I just watched Run Away, Runaway. Funny quotes!
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:19 pm

Out to Launch:

Isabella: Why are you guys walking so slow?

Phineas: Dramatic effect.


Don't man the phone, girl. Phone the man!
-Stacy Hirano


Candace
: "Does this suit make my butt look big?"
Phineas
: "Yes, yes it does."

"Candace, we are just kids."
- Ferb Fletcher.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:56 pm

Phineas: Do I know romance or what?
Isabella: What.
Phineas: I said, do I know romance or --
Isabella: I heard you.
- That Sinking Feeling

Baljeet: I do not even know what girls like!
Phineas: Isn't it, like, sugar and spice and everything nice?
Baljeet: That is what they are made of. I do not want to build one. Duh!
- That Sinking Feeling

Candace: Who smells like fly guts?
Baljeet: I had to survive, okay?!
- Hide and Seek

Phineas: Baljeets house? For such a mild mannered kid we sure wind up here for a lot of weird reasons...
- The Baljeatles

Irving: (takes a picture of him and everyone on the mechanical fly) Hey, I don't have to didgetaly insurt myself!
Buford: Go tell it to your blog.
- Hide and Seek
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:14 pm

Let's Take a Quiz


Buford: Tralfazz!
Candace: Tralfazz?
Buford: That's right, tralfazz!
Candace: Fine, tralfazz!
Bells chime.
Phineas: Oooh, bonus!

Buford
: Tony.
Candace: Tony?
Buford: Why not?
Phineas: Why not?
Buford: Yeah. Tony backwards.
Phineas: Judges?
Bells chime.
Phineas: Thirty points.




At the Car Wash


Isabella: "We tried a bake sale..."
(they all look at Holly who's face and hair are all blown up)
"...then we tried cat-sitting..."
(then they all look at Ginger with bite marks and her clothes all torn)
"...and even a lemonade stand."
(looking at Katie with broken arms)



Phineas: That's it! We'll build the best dang car wash in the whole dang world, dang it!... I... I can't really pull that off, can I?
Ferb: Well, you're not very "street".
Phineas: Yeah..
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:33 pm

I loved those episodes! Those were the best quotes in them.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:37 pm

Not to forget Doof's dang it, lol:

Doofenshmirtz: (After dropping battery.) Aw, dang it! Oh, sorry perry, didn't mean to go all street there, but now it's probably got all that greasy refridgerator fluff on it...(Looking under the fridge)hey, there's my retainer! (Sounds of him putting the nasty retainer are made.)

I loved that moment, hilrious and disgusting!

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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:13 pm

Haha, everyone's going street.

Buford: What kind of fun can we have when it's raining?
Isabella: We coud talk about our feelings.
(long pause)
Buford: Okay I'll re-fraise it - what kind of fun can we have when it's raining?
Baljeet: I would not mind talking about my feelings.
Buford: *punches Baljeet* How do'you feel now?
Baljeet: In pain...
Buford: There we're done.... I guess that was fun.
- Hide and Seek

Phineas: We've got to get that shrinker back.
Irving: You guys always have a plan!
Phineas: We don't have have a plan.
Irving: What?!
Phineas: We'll just have to wing it.
Irving: There's no winging. There's no winging in the book! You guys have just been improvising this whole time? Oh, how heros fall.
- Hide and Seek

Isabella: Phienas! We've got to get that machine across the street.
Irving: Ah, what's the point; we're vacuum bag filler.
Buford: Thanks for that Captain Bring-down.
- Hide and Seek
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:38 pm

Isabella: Don't bring that smack talk around here. This is my house.
Phineas: Technically, its our garage.
Ferb: She's on a roll.

Baljeet: If I miss the third shuttlecock with my rubber chicken, does Buford have to jump over the chokecherry bush before or after the girls finish peeling their tangerines?

Candace, Isabella and Buford:After.

Buford: Aw man, pay attention, you're embarrassing me!


Phineas: Ooh, extra points for recycling. The girls' score is now the square root of Pi, while the boys still have a crudely-drawn picture of a duck. Clearly it's still anyone's game.

- Got Game?
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:52 pm

Major Monogram: I'm trying to use the bone!
- Venassary Roughness

Phineas: Uh, is it not a rabbit?
Candace: This is an actual living creature that uses carrots for food instead of science experiments.
Ferb: So why is he wearing a tutu?
Candace: He likes it!
- No More Bunny Buisness

Major Monogram: Carl - You said you could draw!
- No More Bunny Buisness

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I'll call you Mr. Fluffy Pants because you're fluffy and you look like you're wearing pants. Plus, you remind me of my uncle Fluffy Pants
- Spa Day
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:03 pm

Candace: Oh man, in twenty years, you guys are so busted! I guess that's a hollow victory---but it proves you can be busted! So I'm never gonna' give up! Never! Never! Never! Did I say never? Yes, I did! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never!

Ferb: Well at least we know she mellows with age.

~~ Phineas and Ferbs' Quantaum Boogaloo

Baljeet: You guys got to hang out with Dinosaurs?

Phineas: Yeah, earlier this summer. (Ferb holds up a two photos: 1-Phineas atop a Triceritops, and 2- Phineas and Ferb waving infront of a T-Rex)

Baljeet: Hmph, well thank you for inviting me..! (Walks away mad with his Whiteboard)

~~ Phineas and Ferbs' Quantaum Boogaloo
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:34 am

I can't remember the episode....but when Doof and Perry were fighting, Perry threw something at him and Doof responded with:

"What, are you trying to make me cry?"

That line just seems so...odd and hilarious to me.

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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:20 pm

^ Haha! That line rocks. xD

I liked this line from the first episode...

Mom- "I see your point, Candace. No crazy person would scream at a post like that. I'll be at the dairy section if you want to come yell at some cheese or anything."
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:40 am

It was a shark head! Perry clamped a shark head to Doof's butt and he said that, I figured it out. xD

Oh, another mom one since you reminded me of a great one...

"Candace, you obviously have some issues with the driveway. I'm just gonna park in front."

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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes   Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:38 am

One of Mine:

Doof: Look! Shoes on sale!
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