My Goody-Two Shoes Brother

A song sung by Doofenshmirtz, which shares his feelings about his brother, Roger Doofenshmirtz:

I bear lots of animosity to bellhops,
They never bring my luggage up on time
And taxi drivers really tax my patience,
If they vanished, would it really be a crime?
I don't like meter maids or underwater welders,
Health fanatic cooks or camera crews
Not fond of monks or yoga teachers,
Or sports fans in the bleachers
And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!
There are lots of horrid people on this planet,
That I would love to give a lashing to!
But my goody-two-shoes brother,
The favorite of my mother,
Is the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo!
Yes, my goody-two-shoes brother,
The favorite of my mother,
He's the one I want to smother
Thank you, Sir! I'll have another!
He's the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon gooooooooooooooooo!

I love this song! It's one of my favorites from him.

Haha, I love how the pigeons start to dance as well. Anytime I see a pigeon dance and sing, I crack up. And that's not often! Just this song and in The Producers, really is it.

I jsut love this song in general. My favorite line would have to be "and I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!"

I like the last line, with him trying to hold the note, lol.

LOL, I think he was screaching.

Haha, yup. That's how it kind of came out. Lol.

He has such a wonderful voice.

It's so weird sounding, but in a wonderful way. I agree, haha.

Have you ever seen Dan make his voice like that? I love it!

Seen him? No, I haven't.

Yeah. Well there was a youtube link on PhienasandFerbwikia.com, and some parts of the interview had Dan and Swampy voicing as their characters!

Youtube no work on computer. Computer slow. Me sad. Lol.

Dancing pigeons always make a song great! Lol, but yeah, his voice really makes for an interesting song