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PostSubject: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:17 pm

Quotes from anything and everything that isn't Phineas & Ferb!

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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:22 pm

"Never give up, never surrender!"~~Galaxy Quest

"It's about...sending a message. ...Everything burns"~~Dark Knight

"Yar! I caught me another pillow fish!" ~~iCarly

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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:09 pm

"I'm going to make this pencil.. disapear. *slams a guys head on the pencil. Guy falls over, and pencil is gone*"~~The Dark Knight

"Sam, there's something I've always wanted to tell you, and now I think you're ready to hear it - you're not very pretty, and you're not very bright. I'm so glad we had this talk." ~~A Cinderella Story

"This ostrage thinks I'm a lady!"~~iCarly
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:44 pm

And this one from that same iCarly,

"We're wearing matching ties!"

Haha. More:

"Carly: Spencer, what is that?!
Spencer: (Next to Ostrich)...Smoothie"

"You're not a magic meatball, you're just a mean meatball!"

"Sorry, I was just arguing with my meatball........Marvin get back in the room!!!"



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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:34 pm


  • "He's the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now…and so we'll hunt him…because he can take it…because he's not our hero… he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector… a Dark Knight." --- Commissioner Gordon The Dark Knight
  • "You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me. Set the dogs on me. Because that's
    what needs to happen. Because sometimes...the truth isn't good enough.
    Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their
    faith rewarded." - Bruce Wayne, aka Batman The Dark Knight
  • "Gotham needs a hero with a face." - Bruce Wayne, aka Batman The Dark Knight
  • "If you're good at something, never do it for free." - The Joker The Dark Knight
  • "You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!" - Megatron Transformers: The Movie
  • "Why won't this cabbage speak Spanish? MUCHACHO!" - Fred Icarly
  • "You are all a bunch of hob-knockers!" - Wade Collins Icarly
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:02 pm

So many The Dark Knight fans here! And iCarly fans.

"Why so serious?" ~~The Dark Knight

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent?" ~~The Dark Knight

"Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?" ~~The Dark Knight

"Disobey, and you die." ~~Eagle Eye
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:47 pm

"Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent."~~The Dark Knight

"Some men just like to see the world burn."~~The Dark Knight

"Behind all the sturm and batarangs, you're just a little boy, crying for mommy and daddy. It would be funny if if wasn't so pathetic.......oh what the heck, I'll laugh anyway! Ahahahahahahaha!" ~~Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (Haha! Mix it up a bit, diferent Batman.)

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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:32 pm

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you......stranger." ~~The Dark Knight

"Mom: Everything the light touches... . belongs to someone else!
Timon: Funny, I thought you were going in a whole different direction." ~~The Lion King 1 1/2

"Get a load of the monkey getting all Existential on me." ~~The Lion King 1 1/2

"Timon: Well, that worked like a dream.
Pumbaa: It did?
Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?" ~~The Lion King 1 1/2

(I just watched The Lion King 1 1/2. It was hilarious, so I had to put these up!)
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:55 pm

No sacrifice, no victory. - Samuel Witwicky Transformers
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:07 pm

"Judy Witwicky: Look at this place! I feel smarter already! Can you smell that?
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, it's the smell of $40,000 a year..." ~~Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

"You're hot, but you ain't too bright!" ~~Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

"Wheelie: I'm changing sides, I'm changing sides to the warrior goddess.
[climbs on Mikaela's foot]
Wheelie: Who's your little Autobot? my names Wheelie! Say my name, say my name...
Sam Witwicky: What are you allowing to happen to your foot right now?
Mikaela Banes: At least he's faithful Sam.
Sam Witwicky: Well he's faithful, he's nude and he's perverted." ~~Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

"Timon: I'm Timon.
Pumbaa: Pumbaa.
Timon: No, really." ~~The Lion King 1 1/2
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:39 am

(After Pumbaa tries to rescue Kiara in the lake but lands on her)
Uh, Simba, the good news is, we found your daughter. The bad news is,
we dropped a warthog on her. Is there a problem with that? - Timon Lion King II: Simba's Pride

Pumba, let me define, [b]BABYSITTING!! -
Timon [b]Lion King II: Simba's Pride

(Cocks Pumbaa's tail): Don't anybody move! This thing's loaded! I'll let ya have it! - Timon [b]Lion King II: Simba's Pride
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:02 pm

"Last week... I thought I had Scoliosis." - Achmed the Dead Terrorist; Jeff Dunham

"You think that's funny! He said I was twisted; I thought he meant my sense of humor!" - Achmed the Dead Terrorist; Jeff Dunham

Jeff Dunham (Laughing): Don't look at me...!
Achmed the Dead Terroist: That's what she said.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:17 pm

[Vernon catches Bender playing basketball in the gym]
Bender: Don't you want to hear my excuse?
Richard Vernon: Out.
Bender: I'm thinkin' of tryin' out for a scholarship.
~~The Breakfast Club

Richard Vernon: You're not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.
John Bender: Eat my shorts.
Richard Vernon: What was that?
John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts.
Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
John Bender: Ooh, I'm crushed.
Richard Vernon: You just bought one more.
John Bender: Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.
~~The Breakfast Club

Bender: [after Claire kisses his neck] Why'd you do that?
Claire Standish: 'Cause I knew you wouldn't.
Claire Standish: [pause] Were you truly disgusted with what I did with my lipstick?
Bender: The truth?
Claire Standish: Yeah.
Bender: [nods] No.
~~The Breakfast Club

Allison Reynolds: Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.
Andrew Clark: Wow. Are you psychic?
Allison Reynolds: No.
Brian Johnson: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?
Allison Reynolds: I stole your wallet.
~~The Breakfast Club
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:11 pm

[Peanut and Josè speak to each other in Spanish.]
Jeff: What're you doing?
Peanut: A-speaking in Jose's tongue!
Jeff: Well, don't do that.
Peanut: Why not?
Jeff: It makes me feel left out.
Peanut: [looks at Jeff] Huh?
Jeff Dunham: I don't speak Spanish!
[Peanut and José look at him. José turns from Jeff, imitating the theme music from The Twilight Zone.]
Peanut: "Picture, if you will..." ~ Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself

Peanut: [talking about Jeff's wife] Well, what if she's been with someone else? Like, ME! [audience laughs] Oh, come on! You go purple, you never go back!
Jeff Dunham: I seriously don't think my wife has slept with you.
Peanut: Well, think about this for a second: In a weird, twisted kind of way, all five of us onstage have slept with your wife. When you're wacky and having a great time, that's meeee! When you're ***** off and lying her thinking, "Why did I marry this broad?" That's Walter. When you're so angry, you want to kill her, that's Achmed.
Jeff Dunham: And what is José Jalapeño on a stick?
Peanut: You're a sick man! ~ Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:25 pm

Hey, from now on, let's keep the quotes clean joke-wise and word wise, okay? I had to edit your post, Ferb, just so you know. I just want this to be a family friendly place. Thanks!

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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Sun Aug 30, 2009 12:26 pm

Andrew Clark: You don't have any goals.
John Bender: Oh but I do.
Andrew Clark: Yeah?
John Bender: I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need, is a lobotomy and some tights.
Brian Johnson: You wear tights?
Andrew Clark: No I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Brian Johnson: Tights.
Andrew Clark: Shut up.
~~The Breakfast Club

John Bender: Sporto.
Andrew Clark: What?
John Bender: You get along with your parents?
Andrew Clark: Well, if I say yes I'm an idiot, right?
John Bender: You're an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you're a liar too.
~~the Breakfast Club

Richard Vernon: What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?
John Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear
~~The Breakfast Club

John Bender: What's in there?
Claire Standish: Guess? Where's your lunch?
John Bender: You're wearing it.
Claire Standish: You're nauseating.
John Bender: [pointing to Claire's lunch] What's that?
Claire Standish: Sushi.
John Bender: Sushi?
Claire Standish: Rice, raw fish, and seaweed.
John Bender: You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?
Claire Standish: Can I eat?
John Bender: I don't know. Give it a try.
~~The Breakfast Club

John Bender: [after Claire flips him off] Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.
~~The Breakfast Club
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:23 pm

(Sorry, I'll be good. V.V)

Judge: I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!

~ Family Guy

(Peter walks out from the basement wearing a sterilization suit)
Chris: Oh my God! The government is here! Run E.T. run! (E.T. runs across the screen screaming.)

~ Family Guy

Chris: My name is Chris, I'm suppost to be on my best behaviour tonight and not mention poo.....
Oh God, what have I done?

~ Family Guy
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Sun Aug 30, 2009 5:53 pm

Monk: (Pressing the lobby button on the elevator door) Lobby, Lobby, Lobby, Lobby, Lobby, Lobby,... ~~Monk

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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:13 pm

Logan: Just come back to the X-Men and...
Rogue: Forget it.
Logan: Why?
Rogue: The reason you don't know is exactly why.
Logan: I want you to come back!
Rogue: I'm not going to let you abandon me again. The problem is you can't stay in one place, Logan. And no one can follow a leader who's never there. - Wolverine and the X-Men

[The Brotherhood takes down Senator Kelly's house].
Rogue: Why do you have to destroy his home?!
Pietro: Because when the Brotherhood leaves a message, it ain't a note on the door. - Wolverine & the X-Men


[At a red light, the Brotherhood stops beside an MRD security tank].
Rogue: Look, nobody do anything stupid.
[Toad spits acid at the officers]. - Wolverine & the X-Men

Logan: How'd you get in here?
Emma: Hmm. Well, you know the security code and I'm telepathic. You tell me. - Wolverine & the X-Men

Emma: Your attempts to manipulate me are demeaning. If I perform to your satisfaction, you favor me by extending my stay here. If I assist you, that ends. Now.
Logan: I'm manipulating you? You showed up at my door and traded your telepathy for a spot on the team. Who's using who?
Emma: I found the Professor for you. I've earned my place with the X-Men.
Logan: Just like the others, you have to continue earning it every day.
Emma: But you trust them.
Logan: Because they've earned that, too. - Wolverine & the X-Men


[Forge sees the X-Men coming up to the Blackbird].
Forge: No. [Drops buckets he was carrying]. No, no, nononono. I just got her back together! I don't-- Okay, this is only a test run, right? Sort of a "take her 'round the block and will the carbon out" kinda thing. Right?
Kitty: Nope. Africa.
Forge: Africa?! But that's-- but you guys-- well, b-- [Sighs in resignation]. Oh. Be gentle?
Logan: [Smirks]. Yeah, right. [Takes out claws]. The first scratch is always the most painful... [Scratches the jet, to Forge's horror]. ...So now you can relax. - Wolverine & the X-Men
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:19 pm

'Kay, I'm gonna star (*) the curse words here.

Andrew: Why do you have to insult everybody?
John Bender: I'm being honest, *******. I would expect you to know the difference.
~~The Breakfast Club

Andrew Clark: If I lose my temper you're totaled, man.
John Bender: Totally?
Andrew Clark: Totally.
~~The Breakfast Club

Richard Vernon: Well, well. Here we are. You have exactly eight hours and fifty-four minutes to think about why you're here. You may not talk, you will not move from these seats. Any questions?
John Bender: Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
~~The Breakfast Club

Bender: [after putting his head between Claire's legs under the table] It was an accident.
Claire Standish: You're an *******.
Bender: Sue me.
~~The Breakfast Club

Andrew: [after Claire has given Allison a makeover] What happened to you?
Allison Reynolds: Why? Claire did it... What's wrong?
Andrew: Nothing's wrong... it's just so different, you know? I can see your face.
Allison Reynolds: Is that good or bad?
Andrew: It's good
~~The Breakfast Club
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:28 pm

Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.
The Simpsons

Abe: That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!!
Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents.
Abe: I just want attention.
The Simpsons

Homer: Hey boy! Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grandpa Simpson: I'll play catch with you!
Homer: Go home.
The Simpsons

Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: ........Where are we going?
The Simpsons

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
The Simpsons

Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
The Simpsons
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:36 pm

The Geek: Would you guys please hurry up, I'm breaking like 30 major laws here.
~~Sixteen Candles

Randy: Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion.
~~Sixteen Candles

Officer: Okay, you can go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I have a hot date tonight. (lie dectector buzzes) A date. (lie detector buzzes) Dinner with friends. (lie detector buzzes) Dinner alone. (lie detector buzzes) Watching TV alone. (lie detector buzzes) Alright! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (lie detector buzzes) Sears catalog. (lie detector dings) Now, would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (lie detector buzzes).
~~The Simpsons
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:22 pm

Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?!
Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuette 39-F, quote, "The Student Body President can acquisition any room on school premises for the purpose of conducting school business."
Principal Lewis: You can read! The school system works! [dejectedly] I'll be back for my stuff.

~~ American Dad

Stan: [after electrocuting terrorists] I just made a killing in the shock market!

~~ American Dad
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:32 pm

Ms. Briggs: Today, we have a special treat.
Gibby: [raising his hand] Spelling Bee?
Ms. Briggs: Quiet, Gibby! Today, we are going to watch some truly enriching entertainment.
Gibby: [raising his hand] Ryan Seacrest?
Ms. Briggs: Gibby!
~~ iCarly

Freddie: Now, I'm going to show you the latest piece of equipment that's going to blow you guys away.
Carly: What is it?
Sam: You buy yourself a robot girlfriend?
Freddie: I don't need a robot girlfriend. Because in 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Carly's second husband.
Carly: What happened to my first husband?
Freddie: Nothing you can prove.

~~ iCarly

Math Teacher: (Writing on the board) Please complete exercises 7 and 9.

Carly: What about number 8?

Math Teacher: (Irritably) I'm in charge!

~~ iCarly

Principle Franklin: Yes Gibby, you have a question.
Gibby: Yes. How many fat cakes are in that container?
Principle Franklin: Oh Gibby, there's so much not right about you.

~~ iCarly

Principle Franklin: Before I announce the winner, I feel compelled to tell you the worst guess, which was 5. [holds up a piece of paper with Gibby's name and the number five on it]
Gibby: I won?! I won! [starts taking of his shirt]
Principle Franklin: No Gibby, you didn't win. In fact, your guess was so far off that we're calling your parents and having you tested.
Gibby: Again?

~~ iCarly
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PostSubject: Re: Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition   Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:49 pm

Quote :
Math Teacher: (Writing on the board) Please complete exercises 7 and 9.

Carly: What about number 8?

Math Teacher: (Irritably) I'm in charge!

That's one of my favorite quotes ever from the show, haha.

Bagel Dude: Wanna buy a pickle?
Freddie: No thanks.
Bagel Dude: What? Don't like pickles? Afraid of pickles? Scared to take a walk on the pickle side of town?

I can't remember the exact quote, but that one cracked me up, lol

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