Quotable Quotes: Anything Goes Edition

Talking to Freddie
Sam: Carly will never love you.
(She says that a lot. Wonder why. Seriously.)
~~iCarly

Spencer: I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid!
~~iCarly

Freddie knocks and opens Carly's door
Freddie: Hey, Carly!
Carly: Oh, hey!
Freddie: Is Sam here?
Carly: No. Why?
Freddie: 'Cause I pulled a prank on her!
Carly stands up with a shocked expression on her face
Carly: You pulled a prank on Sam?
Freddie: Uh-huh.
Carly: What?! Are you tired of living?
~~iCarly

Judge Roy Spleen:
I don't care
who's the Keeper of the Reaper.
I'm losing my hair
over Keeper of the Reaper.
And all this stress
is crushing my chest.
I'm going blind in one eye.
And it's all because of that stupid guy!
Fred Fredburger: (not singing) Mmm. Don't worry; I found some nachos. Yes. (Judge Roy Spleen hits Fred with his gavel and takes away the nachos) Ow.

~~ Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy - Keeper of the Reaper

(Music Playing)
Billy:
Grim is the corner in my square.
Mandy:
Grim's the chocolate in my eclair.
Billy:
Grim is the freshener in my air.
Mandy:
Grim's the conditioner in my hair.
Billy:
Grim's the picnic in my bear!
Mandy:
Grim is the cushion in my chair.
Billy:
Grim is the Renaissance in my Fair.
Mandy:
Grim is the anger in my stare.
Billy:
Grim is the stain in my underwear.
Mandy:
Somehow I knew you were gonna go there.

~~ Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy - Keeper of the Reaper

Courtroom:
Hurry up and name the Keeper of the Reaper.
I wanna see the Keeper of the Reaper.
Grim:
All this singing is driving me nuts!
Courtroom:
Why not just cut Grim in half?
Judge Roy Spleen:
An ulcer's eating away at my guts.
Courtroom:
That would be a real good laugh!
Mandy:
I totally hate
that we have to debate.
Billy:
'Bout whether it's me or you
Everybody:
It's obvious to everyone here,
it's obvious to everyone here,
it's obvious to everyone that-
Fred Fredburger: (while not singing) I have to make poo-poo!

~~ Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy - Keeper of the Reaper

Spencer: Now I have to go and get my hug from Nug Nug.
Carly: Wait! What's Nug Nug from Galaxy Wars gonna be doing in Seattle?
Spencer: Hugging me!
~~iCarly

Carly: Now while we get more meatballs, let's hear a word from our Spencer.
*Screen changes to Spencer wearing a hat with hands and pom-poms and the title "A Word From Our Spencer"*
Spencer: Dipthong. (pulls string and hat-hands and pom poms clap.
Freddie: This has been a word from out Spencer.
~~iCarly

Freddie: (Turns camera to self) I came up with the title.
Sam: (comes behind Freddie) Oops, your ears wet.
Freddie: Wha? No i- (Sam sticks her finger in her mouth, then sticks it in Freddie's ear and walks away.)
Freddie: ..And my hatered grows stronger..
~~iCarly.

Women: Ricky! You don't have any toast; all you have is bread.
Ricky Flame: You stick the bread in the toaster, then it becomes toast!
~~iCarly

Sam: Oh, man. It's gone.
Carly: What's gone?
Sam: My thumb...it was there a second ago.
~~iCarly

(After confronting Freddie about the kiss he and Sam had.)
Carly: So it's true!
Freddie: No! I'm sure she has both of her thumbs.
~~iCarly

Lol...that last one, epic iCarly quote. xD

Yeah, I love that one.

Melvin: "If you're done fighting with your girlfriend, we have a card game to finish..."

Florence: "He's not my girlfriend!"

Marik Ishtar: "You tell him, hunny!"

- Yugioh: The Abridged Series -> Episode 46: Melvin'd

Melvin (To Florence): "Any final remarks before your series concludes...?"

Florence: "...Just the one: Tell my fan girls... I love them."

- Yugioh: The Abridged Series -> Episode 46: Melvin'd

Noah: "...We can begin with Phase II... The Complete and Total Domination of The World-wide Media Network by 4Kids Entertainment...! But first, we must decide how to deal with Yugi and his friends."

Gansley: "Death by Trolley!"

Nesbitt: "Death by Robot!"

Johnson: "Death by Justice!"

Lecter: "Death by Banned Publicity!"

Krump: "...Death by Penguins!"

Noah: "..Mhm. All of these are Very Good Ideas, Indeed. Except for your's Krump, that was dumb, and so are you."

Krump: "Oh!"

Yugioh: The Abridged Series -> Episode 46: Melvin'd

The Abridgers - Yes.

Chip Heron: Hey, how was school?
Cady: Fine.
Betsy Heron: Were people nice?
Cady: No.
Chip Heron: Did you make any friends?
Cady: Yes.
~Mean Girls

Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
~Mean Girls

Damian: [reading the entry on himself from the Burn Book] "Too gay to function?"
Janis: That's only okay when *I* say it!
~Mean Girls

Janis: Regina George... How do I begin to explain Regina George?
Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless.
Mathlete Tim Pak: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
Amber D'Alessio: I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Kristen Hadley: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
Short Girl: One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
Jessica Lopez: - And he told her she was pretty.
Bethany Byrd: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome!
~Mean Girls